Size Zero = Size Nothing. Why would you want to be nothing?

So, as some of you may have seen or heard, good old Kate Moss got ragged on for saying an unfortunate comment – supposedly part of a longer answer that “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”. My issue with the comment isn’t so much with what she said (even though it’s a really lame thing to say), but just why do people care so much about what Kate says? Not to mention, how would a skinny person that doesn’t eat anything know if something tastes good anyway? I mean they’re obviously not eating to find out if something does tastes that good. Secondly, it’s just silly to put these people up on a podium and take everything that they say so literally. Just because some people make ridiculous amounts of money, it doesn’t necessarily make them geniuses in life, they’re just good at their job.

 

Now, about the ridiculous size zero and minus sizes in women’s clothing, well I believe I already said it; it’s ridiculous. Size zero = size nothing. Why would you want to be nothing? Ladies, pay attention: despite what some haute couture designers try to make you believe, they aren’t designing clothes for women, they’re designing clothes for shapeless sticks – women have curves; of all sizes. Heterosexual men don’t want to get with skeletons and homosexual men just aren’t interested in getting with women. For those who do want to get with skeletons? They more than likely have some serious issues of their own; so don’t waste your time. Skinny doesn’t necessarily mean healthy. You need some meat on your bones for your own protection – whether it’s for slips and falls or warding off illness. It’s all in how you wear it ladies. If you want to know what I’m talking about, you should take a peak at the show “How to Look Good Naked”. Some of the ladies on that show have some sizable assets, but Gok shows the ladies how to make it work for them. It’s very impressive.  (You can check out the show on Tuesday nights at 10 pm on W Network. Take a peek at: http://www.wnetwork.com/Shows/How-to-Look-Good-Naked.aspx)

 

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