This is the while-driving-during-the-holidays-re-mix of the song “All I Want for Christmas Is You” (original song by Mariah Carey). I’m sure that those of you who get behind the wheel might find yourself singing a similar tune on occasion. Let’s start:
Get in the car, do up seatbelt, start the car. (For those of you who have a remote starter, well good for you, some of us have to go outside in the freezing cold and start our cars up with a key.) Ready, get set, and go:
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don’t need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won’t make me {hooooonnnk!!}
HELLLOOOO!!! What shade of green you waiting for up there? {hooonnnkk!}
Finally!
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
Hey Donkey!! That’s not a crosswalk! Jeeezus!
Make my wish come true
What the fu*&?!! You trying to kill someone?
Learn how to drive!!
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you
I won't ask for much this Christmas
What is WRONG with people today?
{hoooonnnkk!!}
That’s right, just step off the sidewalk without looking. Nice one!
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
Oh my lohd!! Get off the phone and try focusing on driving, will you?
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas is you
Baby all I want for Christmas is yoou...
(Reach destination, put car in park and replay part of song because you missed your favourite part somewhere back there.)
Happy holidays!!
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